Theory of evolution

"You have to force yourself to evolve."

--Taylor Swift

I'm not sure Taylor Swift was referring to who we are in the context of our love lives here...but then again, maybe she was!  I mean, really.  Listen to her songs and you'll know what I mean.  In fact, it's probably instructive to listen to her while you're reading this blog.  Start with "Red" off her new album. 

Anyway....I was reading an article about her song writing and BOOM!  there it was, the words practically jumping off the page at me.

I used to think that evolution occurred only after enough damage...which is really probably more like erosion.  You know: enough wind and rain can cause small rocks to fall off the face of a cliff...eventually big rocks fall...and next thing you know, a beautiful new rock formation is exposed.  Geologists swoop in and find fossils and dinosaur bones and what-have-you.  Cool stuff.  Shiny stuff.  Meaningful stuff.

I'm ridiculously optimistic.

Turns out.....erosion in people is just simple destruction.  Wind and rain from bad relationships can erode you into a shell of your former self.  What once was sparkly can become dull, and you might not even realize it for awhile.  You have to be careful to protect yourself and know when to come in out of the rain.

Evolution is far different.  In nature, evolution occurs when DNA adapts to changes in the environment.  In people, our emotions can adapt in much the same way--but we have to let it happen.  In other words, get out of your own way.

We can keep on making the same mistakes in relationships, or we can see that the environment demands us to do otherwise...and then step aside so that we can make those needed changes.

I got an email this weekend from an ex.  When I read it, I knew he wanted me to respond, even though it contained the classic "you don't have to reply to this" line.  And in the past, responding always meant that there would be an exchange, and then ultimately a meeting, and then SNAP! we'd be back together, on the same path to nowhere.  So I thought about it.  I brooded about it.  I drank a bottle of wine over it.  And in the end...

I chose evolution.

The risk of a first date...

It's a first date...anything can happen, right??

Isn't that the magic of dating?  That glorious, butterfly-filled first date, where the world is open to the possibility of fairy tales.  Your tummy has that little twitch, your heart beats a little faster while you pick out just the right outfit... what if, what if, what if....


....Or...it's filled with hilarious mishaps.  And that's why we're really here, isn't it?   It's far more likely that the first date is awkward, maybe even tense, and you spend an hour or two with a total stranger wondering if you can get past that odd stain on his front tooth or the fact that you're taller than him in heels.

Once, I went on a blind date with a guy who was sweet and cute over text messages and the few photos I'd seen of him.  We had enough in common--same college background, children, etc--that I thought a first date would be great.  Visions of our first kiss danced in my head as I drove to meet him; I was glowing with happiness.

When I arrived at the restaurant where we were meeting, I almost turned around.  He looked nothing like the proportionately muscled man I'd seen photos of; rather, he was stout and slightly slack-jawed.  And then he spotted me and I was trapped into the longest hour of my life: he spent at least 45 minutes of it trashing his ex-wife.   The remaining 15 minutes were filled with me trying to dodge his offers to go get a glass of wine somewhere.  I've never eaten a slice of flourless chocolate cake so fast....

Is it moments like this that make us feel compelled to return to the scene of the bloody disaster of our last relationship?  Case in point: I was talking with a friend tonight and she was telling me about a mutual friend of ours that had ditched girl night to go hang out with a boy who had already proved himself to be all wrong for her.  It made me wonder: is the comfort of the known bad guy that much better than the risk of a bad first date? 

Dust yourself off....get on out there...

Eleanor Roosevelt once said:

You must do the thing which you think you cannot do.

With all due respect to the former First Lady, I think she got it wrong.

"Must"?!  I mean, really....I reject the notion that I "must" do anything other than take care of my kids.  And brush my teeth...that seems important.  And it's probably a good idea to eat once in awhile.

But I digress...anyway, I think she really should've said this:

You CAN do the thing which you think you cannot do.

Yep, I can.  Watch me.

On a different note....I was talking with my friend, Julie, tonight and she reminded me of a truly important principle: "I can't move on if I don't learn from the past."  

Wow.  What a thought!  It got me to thinking back to a topic once explored in class...how do we define failure? 

A year ago, I read a book for my grad program entitled The Music of Failure, by a local author named Bill Holm.  Admittedly, the title was off-putting for a woman fresh into her first steps as a graduate student and unwilling to concede any failures at all.  And besides, I had spent most of the last two years wallowing through some form of failure or another, and I really wasn’t anxious to read about someone else’s.

 

Much to my surprise, I found it to be beautiful; these artfully crafted essays describing his experiences and observations of life were easy to enjoy.  As I delved into the pages, reading short essay after short essay about people in Mr Holm's life, I found myself reworking my definition of failure.  What if failure wasn't a discordant tone, but rather a flowing harmony?

Failure can come in many forms, but much of failure is up to each of us to determine.  Choosing the right frame to view our successes and shortcomings is key in finding the inspiration to continue.  Framing is not just about applying the right frame of mind to the task, but also in applying it to performance evaluation.  Perfection is not possible; success under that frame of mind will surely never come.  But completion of a task is success; achievement of certain outcomes is a success; and allowing oneself room for growth and the ability to try again is success.

Once, in a conversation with my chaplain, he told me that “failure is defined as not getting up one more time than you are knocked down.”  Amen, old man.  I tucked that gem away in my heart, to be retrieved later when I needed it over and over again.

So, on we will go, marching through the peaks and valleys of dating, carrying our failures with us like a background chorus, and remembering the sweet harmonies that overlay the chorus when the divine meets Earth and sparks fly.  That optimism, paired with the defiance of not staying down, is the mark of an exceptional person.  And each of us is capable of exceptional.

Hello again....

Wow.  So it's been almost a year.  I can hear the chorus: Where did she go??  Where's the funny stuff happening to her that I can relate to and giggle about?

 The truth is, sometimes love isn't so funny.  Sometimes, it leaves you with a wound that cuts so deep you're not sure you can go on.

But you do.  Because you have to.  Or maybe even because it's what you were born to do.

In the intervening 8 months or so since you and I last talked via this blog, I tried oh-so-hard to make it work with a guy.  I smiled at all the right times, I giggled, I dressed up, I shaved my legs...and when that didn't work, I cried and I cussed.  Oh man, did I cuss a lot.  There are sailors that could've learned a thing or two from me!  My apologies to this guy for that.  Also--that thing that I did where I totally embarrassed you?  Yeah...sorry for that too.  It was only once though, right?!  :)

Girls will understand this immediately...and I'm hoping that most of you guys will, too:  once in a lifetime, a person walks into your life and you feel drawn in.  Like a magnet, you get stuck to them.  It's immediate and definite and the pull of the moon couldn't take you away from him.  I found that guy.  And just as quickly as he came, it seemed he was gone, lost in another world with a woman who will just as likely get her heart broken.  I say that not out of jealousy or jest, but out of knowledge of facts that will go unspoken here as so to protect anonymity.

And now, Mr. Heartbreaker.....it's been six weeks since we've spoken or seen each other; we've never gone this long without finding our way back to each other.  I am relieved for that, for I find myself now reflecting on who I was when I was with you and who I have the potential to now become. It would be patently false to pretend that you haven't changed me, that you didn't affect every cell in my body and alter its constitution.  You took me to the moon and then you took me to hell and there is no use in denying that you changed the course of my life.  Perhaps for better, maybe for worse, but to try to move on and hide from evolution would be an exercise in insanity.

In the last six weeks, however, I have come to realize that I have an inner strength that you didn't affect.  I can do it--I can live the life I am meant to live, on my own.  Sure, you would've been a beautiful complement to it all had we survived our self-created failures...but as it is, there were critical missing parts that pre-empted our potential success.  The things that made you mad at me are the parts that make me me: I am fiesty and spicy and prone to a spontaneity that was outside what the reality of our relationship could endure.  I don't make my bed every morning and I leave an occasional dish in the sink.  In other words...I'm flawed, if you want to call it that.

I would prefer to remember us as having differences that were incompatible with each other.  Not for the little stuff like the dishes and the bed, but for the big stuff, like the way we each preferred to communicate and the way you chose to walk away when everything went pear-shaped...and not just once, but over and over again.  For me, trust is built by a continued presence through the hard times...for you, the hard times are made for disappearing from the reality of emotion and life. 

While I am still mourning the loss of a best friend who once knew me like no other, I also am working through making peace with all that has happened.  With time, the scar tissue that patches my heart will not be so bothersome; it may even serve to protect what was once torn, making it stronger and more resilient to injury. 

For when true love falls apart, there can be no salvaging the pieces...they merely melt away, dissolving far too quickly in salty teardrops and leave behind only thin gossamer threads of memories.  Those threads are stitches, sewing together a difficult past with a hopeful future.